ZacSmack http://zacsmack.com I Own The World. The Rest Of You All Are Just Paying Rent. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:06:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Top 5 People to Know http://zacsmack.com/?p=37 http://zacsmack.com/?p=37#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:17:16 +0000 zacsmack http://zacsmack.com/?p=37 Here is a list of what I believe are the top 5 people to befriend in your community. Build a real, quality relationship with them. You’ll never know when you’ll need them but you’ll always be thankful that you know them.

5) Barber

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It’s wise to know someone you can trust with your hair, or lack thereof. And hearing all the town gossip is a nice bonus.

4) Policeman-

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It’s always good to have the law on your side. You never know when you’ll have a question, need to name drop, or need help getting outta a jam. Plus, it’s always wise to know someone that can count to infinity….twice.

3) Doctor-

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Or nurse or anyone who you can call next time you have a headache, or think you got Swine Flu for some bacon, or  sever a limb again.

2) Mechanic

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Just admit it, you can’t rebuild your carburetor or even change your oil. So call on a pro that knows all about your transmission, radiator and flux capacitor.

1) Clergy

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Your eternal salvation is probably something that you want don’t wanna mess up. Plus your soul may need a check-up.

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